OPINION: THE ‘STATE OF THE UNION’ IS . . . DEPRESSING!!!!
By Darrin McDonald, private citizen
So last Thursday, the Nation saw an angry old man yelling for over an hour, while Congress convened for a curiously two-month late State of the Union speech. President Biden continued to slur words, only more quickly than usual. He had puffy cheeks and what seemed to be huge, black pupils--- kind of like something you would see in a Stephen King movie.
It’s odd that every time we see Joe Biden with this type of energy, he is angry and yelling. Compare and contrast to when he shuffles across the White House lawn to the helicopter or when he is gumming an ice cream. Totally different demeanor. Nonetheless, President Biden assured that he loves us all and that inflation is at an all-time low, we are just imagining high prices.
I am also relieved to know that the media would never lie to the American people. Consequently when I heard MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough say that “this is the best Joe Biden ever”, I grabbed my fluffy pillow and went into a deep, sound sleep knowing that all was well, dreaming of Kamala, cackling and applauding herself as the first black, female VP and explaining the “passage of time” and the importance of school buses.
Back at the State of the Union, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, the U.S. Representative from Georgia was decked in full campaign gear, yelling from the gallery and presenting Biden with a “Laken Riley”, “say her name” button on his entrance into the chamber. Okay so, Biden went off script in midst of his speech and tried to say “Laken Riley”-- only it came out “Lincoln Riley” -- prompting Republicans to profess that he did not actually know the name of the college student who was murdered by an illegal aka “undocumented” person. (Biden slipped up and used the term “illegal” which is a no-no among his left-wing base).
To be fair, Biden speaks with such mush mouth at all times, how are we to know that “Lincoln” was not really intended to be “Laken”??? In fact, we know that President Biden is committed to stopping illegal, I mean “undocumented”, immigration because he was on TV at the Border just a couple of weeks ago looking for “undocumented” persons- they said so on MSNBC.
In fact it is so popular to go to the border right now, Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb went to the border just a few weeks prior to show Governor Holcomb’s efforts to stopping illegal, aka “undocumented”, immigration. I think he was looking for a photo op getting off a raft on the Rio Grande, reminiscent of George Washington crossing the Delaware.
Back here in the real world, it is curious that Gov. Holcomb had to go 1,500 miles to the border when he could catch his very own illegal, I mean “undocumented” person right here on I-69 at exit 46? Go figure.
When I woke up from my sound, peaceful sleep I realized that Biden is an angry old man a half step away from wearing a diaper and blowing raspberries for entertainment, and, Congress . . .well . . . Congress is the crust in the seat of Biden’s diaper. Other than that the State of the Union seems just fine.
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